http://if.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for If en Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2039083 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide. Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2039083satireasIfH2OWouldBecompoundofTheyearNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2029438 unknown@Netscape.com Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2029438satireasIfcheneyWouldgiveUPhisSecretssoeasilyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2031234 unknown@Netscape.com Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031234satireasIfcheneyWouldgiveUPhisSecretssoeasilyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2031272 unknown@Netscape.com Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031272satireasIfcheneyWouldgiveUPhisSecretssoeasilyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2020027 unknown@Netscape.com Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed? Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:50:59 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2020027TheresNothinglikenewboobsIfIdosaysomyselfNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1963951 unknown@Netscape.com Video store clerk Ben Rufert's plan to pick up a book of stamps at the post office nearly pushed him to his breaking point today. Sun, 20 May 2007 06:58:06 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1963951satirejustImagineIfHedtriedToMowThelawnNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1601507 unknown@Netscape.com MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001. But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped. "If any Republican is elected president -- and I think Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:34:24 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1601507Giulianiwarnsofnew911IfdemswinNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1600624 unknown@Netscape.com PONCA CITY, OK-Weird Ponca City High School freshman Sam Hollis, 14, briefly transcended his lifelong streak of social awkwardness Wednesday, surprising his classmates and teacher when he deftly dissected a frog during his second-period biology lab. Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:55:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1600624satireasIfAnyoneeverLikesTheweirdkidNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1484143 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Panelists discuss the need to protect America's borders with a moat. Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:19:33 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1484143satireWecangetillegalsTodigitIfAmericanswontNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1216711 unknown@Netscape.com Skeletor, Lex Luthor, Cobra and Murma in a carpool. Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:58:14 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1216711IfSupervillainsCarpoolTheygetaspecialLaneNews http://web2announcer.com/go/737338 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust. Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:43:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/737338satireDontworryIfYoureaserialkillersafeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/709365 unknown@Netscape.com Florence, SC - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today stunned supporters in South Carolina with a newly shaven head at campaign appearances in South Carolina. Clinton claimed that the new look was in support of pop star Britney Spears' attempt at a brand-new makeover of her life and career. Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:04:20 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/709365satireasIfHillaryWouldsupportbritneyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/168576 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales. Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:52:34 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/168576satireItsonlyexecutionIfyoumeanTokillthemNews