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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide.
added 2007 Wed Jun 6 10:47:00 by ind06
Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
added 2007 Wed Jun 6 10:47:00 by ind06
Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
added 2007 Wed Jun 6 10:47:00 by ind06
Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
Dick Cheney's office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
added 2007 Fri Jun 1 10:50:59 by ind06
Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
added 2007 Sun May 20 6:58:06 by ind06
Video store clerk Ben Rufert's plan to pick up a book of stamps at the post office nearly pushed him to his breaking point today.
Video store clerk Ben Rufert's plan to pick up a book of stamps at the post office nearly pushed him to his breaking point today.
added 2007 Wed Apr 25 10:34:24 by gatitabonitasen
MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001. But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped. "If any Republican is elected president -- and I think
MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001. But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped. "If any Republican is elected president -- and I think
added 2007 Wed Apr 25 9:55:22 by ind06
PONCA CITY, OK-Weird Ponca City High School freshman Sam Hollis, 14, briefly transcended his lifelong streak of social awkwardness Wednesday, surprising his classmates and teacher when he deftly dissected a frog during his second-period biology lab.
PONCA CITY, OK-Weird Ponca City High School freshman Sam Hollis, 14, briefly transcended his lifelong streak of social awkwardness Wednesday, surprising his classmates and teacher when he deftly dissected a frog during his second-period biology lab.
added 2007 Tue Apr 17 11:19:33 by ind06
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Panelists discuss the need to protect America's borders with a moat.
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Panelists discuss the need to protect America's borders with a moat.
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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
added 2007 Fri Feb 23 9:04:20 by ind06
Florence, SC - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today stunned supporters in South Carolina with a newly shaven head at campaign appearances in South Carolina. Clinton claimed that the new look was in support of pop star Britney Spears' attempt at a brand-new makeover of her life and career.
Florence, SC - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today stunned supporters in South Carolina with a newly shaven head at campaign appearances in South Carolina. Clinton claimed that the new look was in support of pop star Britney Spears' attempt at a brand-new makeover of her life and career.
added 2007 Mon Jan 15 4:52:34 by ind06
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
